Below is a conversation between Daddy and the 1-Month-Old Hurricane Dora before breakfast.
Baby: Waah (whimpering)
Daddy: Welcome to Mommy Cafe. Did you make a reservation today?
Baby: Waaahhh (cries – level 1)
Daddy: I will put you on the waiting list. The head chef will be here shortly (Mommy is in the restroom)
Baby: Wah Waaahhh (louder cries – level 2)
Daddy: Yes, she is coming. Your meal will be ready soon. Today, we are serving the finest liquid gold with a hint of aged steak and baked asparagus.
Baby: Wah Wahhh Waaahhh (fist-fighting and screams – level 3)
Daddy: I know, it’s taking a little longer. There is no need to get physical. Yes, you are speaking to the head manager. Your complaint has been noted.
Baby: Wah Argh Wahhh Argh Waaahhh (kicking and high pitch screams – level 4)
(Mommy sat down on the rocking chair and getting ready to nurse)
Daddy: The head chef is ready. We have a mandatory dress code. Here is your bib before your meal. Enjoy (Daddy handed the Baby to Mommy)
Baby: Humph, humph (catching her breath while drinking large gulps of milk)