Ugh, my tummy hurts. But I am almost done with the puzzle! I place the piece with Peppa’s head in the empty spot, completing the set. As a 3-year-old, this was an easy puzzle. Where’s Mommy? I start taking steps towards the couch. With every movement, my stomach pain subsides. Plop. Plop. Plop. Mommy’s pounding […]
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Warning – do not buy pullover onesies for kids under 1-year-old unless you are 110% sure you have successfully put on a diaper correctly. (A pullover onesie is a shirt that goes through the head with buttons to close on the bottom.) 7-month-old Izzy managed to scar me for life with the below incident. You […]
Calm down, Parents! It has only been five days since my last bowel movement. I can handle this. I let out a grunt as they pump my legs and massage my belly on the changing table. “Looks like we don’t have a choice; her stomach is bulging. Let’s get the suppository ready,” said Daddy grimly. […]
The first few years of parenthood were one of the most challenging experiences we had encountered. Still, it proved to be a rewarding and loving journey as we collected 300+ random notes documenting our children’s development, cute quirks, and unique talents. These entries became the foundation of the short stories on this blog, primarily written […]
Okay, I admit it. I am attracted to bathrooms. Specifically pubic bathrooms. This newfound fetish started with the 7-day road trip when it dawned on me that I could no longer fake it anymore. Since 18-months-old when Mommy started potty training me, I always knew the concept of bathrooms and doing my business in toilets. […]